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Last patients today: a husband and wife with an infant under six months of age for their H1N1 shots.
Wife: "Can I ask you a question?"
Sure, why not. Turns out her neck had been bothering her for a week or so. Nothing much to get excited about (nor was there much to do for it), but I rubbed it for a few moments with moderate relief. She sighed and said, "Can you please write a prescription for my husband to do that for five minutes every night?"
Husband's response: "I don't take your insurance."