Fun & Games
Doctor walks into an exam room to find an elderly couple waiting.
He asks, "What can I do for you today?"
They say, "Just watch us, please."
They proceed to strip down, climb onto the table and go to town. They dress, thank the doctor, pay the bill and leave.
Next week the same thing happens.
The third week the doc stops them and asks what the hell is going on.
The old man answers, "We can't go to her house because her husband is there. We can't go to my house because of my wife. A hotel room costs $95. Your office visit is only $90, and Medicare reimburses us 80%."
posted by #1 Dinosaur @ 6:18 AM
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Guy has a glasss eye, and has developed the habit of popping it out, swishing it in his mouth to clean in, and popping it back in. One day he accidently swallows. After waiting several days for it to, uh, reappear, he gives up and gets a new one. He forgets about it. Several years later he develops cramps and abdominal pain, sees his doc, who does a flex sig. Part-way in, he's startled to see an eye staring back at him. "Mr Jones," he says. "You've got to learn to relax and trust me."
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