Fun & Games
Doctor walks into an exam room to find an elderly couple waiting.
He asks, "What can I do for you today?"
They say, "Just watch us, please."
They proceed to strip down, climb onto the table and go to town. They dress, thank the doctor, pay the bill and leave.
Next week the same thing happens.
The third week the doc stops them and asks what the hell is going on.
The old man answers, "We can't go to her house because her husband is there. We can't go to my house because of my wife. A hotel room costs $95. Your office visit is only $90, and Medicare reimburses us 80%."