Someone Else's Laws
Thanks to another old dinosaur, one Dr. William Holt, orthopedist:
- First Law of Ortho: All bleeding stops.
- Second Law of Ortho: If you can't pin it, screw it. (great double entendre, that one)
- Third Law of Ortho: If it doesn't fit, force it (also works for auto mechanics.)
5 Comments:
I thought that "all bleeding stops" was the first rule of surgery, not just ortho!
Is the fourth one the one about gomers always going to ground?.....
No, it was "People are no damn good."
The first rule of surgery is "Don't worry about bleeding unless you can hear it."
My ortho rotation followed cardiac. In the latter it was delicacy, discussing each suture, millimeter by millimeter. Ortho was swinging cudgels, turning cautery up to "barbeque" and stand back. Didn't take the bait.
There are at leat two more laws (for residents)
No big moves after 5pm
All moves after 5pm are big
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