Cheney to have Minor Surgery
Vice President Dick Cheney is due to have minor surgery tomorrow to replace the pacemaker currently implanted in his chest.
Oh no! Does that mean that Bush will be temporarily in charge?
Be very afraid.
Oh wait: I already am.
posted by #1 Dinosaur @ 4:43 PM
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4 Comments:
Heart surgery?
That qualifies as microsurgery for Cheney, right? ;)
It's the only way we even know he has a heart, no?
Afraid? Shit yeah! If he croaks that puts Nancy Pelosi the next in charge.
Brrrrrrrrr
Good one!
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