A Family Doctor in solo private practice; I may be going the way of the dinosaur, but I'm not dead yet.
A Family Doctor in solo private practice; I may be going the way of the dinosaur, but I'm not dead yet.
I once met an extremely talented parrot who could imitate the voice of every family member, all their cell phones, beepers; everything.
posted by #1 Dinosaur @ 7:21 PM
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To obtain reimbursement for keyboards, monitors and other computer equipment ruined by spewing liquids, email place of purchase, original purchase price and sales clerk's mother's maiden name to:
sorryaboutthat@toughshit.wtf
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My personal favorites for stumping parrots (and my little sister when she was learning how to talk and would mimic everything you said):
Diffuse Idiopathic Skeletal Hyperostosis
Keratinized Stratified Squamous Epithelium
Good ones, X.E.!
I can stump my cockatoo every time by pulling out the cooking sherry and inviting her to step into a cold frying pan. Goes completely mute.
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