Identical Boy-Girl Twins
(Inspired by item # 2 of Ambulance Driver's response to the Random Facts About Me meme)
I have fraternal boy-girl twins. (No, they don't beat each other up.) They are about as identical as night and day, and always were.
When they were babies and total morons would ask (after being told they were a boy and a girl) "Are they identical?" here is what I answered, while keeping a straight face for as long as I could:
Well, you can't tell. You have to wait until they grow up and have kids of their own, and then if all their kids have the same blood type, they're identical.I figure anyone stupid enough to ask deserves whatever I care to dish out.