Wait a Minute
Commercial for Match.com:
We're so sure you'll meet someone special within 6 months that if you don't, we'll give you 6 months free.Let me see if I've got this: If it doesn't work in six months, you should try it for another six months. WTF?
Sounds suspiciously like the patient who demanded antibiotics, then called when she didn't feel better:
That medicine didn't do anything. You have to give me more of it.WTF?
Wasn't it Albert Einstein who defined psychosis as doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results?