Major Beverage Alert
Put the coffee down.
No, that's still too close to the keyboard. Turn around and set it on the counter, next to the printer, away from your elbow.
Swallow that mouthful of soda.
Actual words spoken to me yesterday:
The incontinence is getting worse. Those Jewish food exercises aren't helping at all.Jewish food?
Management is not responsible for reimbursement of new keyboard or monitor purchases. You cannot say you weren't warned.