Friend talking about his daughter's last law school exam (not CrankyProf; congrats to Mr. Cranky too, though):
It must be such a relief; I told her it must feel like taking a really good shit.Miscellaneous #2:
Phone call at 4:00 am:
Patient's husband: "My wife just fell down the stairs. Should I take her to the hospital, or just put ice on it?"
Me: "How badly is she hurt?"
Him: (muffled) "How badly are you hurt?"
Later: sharing the exchange with my staff; one of them asked me, "What was she doing up at 4:00 am?"
The only answer I could come up with:
"Going downstairs."Miscellaneous #3:
Darling Spouse got an obscure answer correct on Jeopardy.
Me: "How did you know that?"
DS: "I'm smart."
Me: "No, really; how did you know that?"