THIS IS A JOKE; PLEASE DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY
New evidence just in about the recent airliner water crash being termed the Miracle on the Hudson, in which a US Airways jet was disabled by a flock of birds before being forced to make a watery landing in the Hudson river, with no fatalities thanks to the skill and courage of the pilot and flight crew:
The latest reports are stating that the birds involved, a "flock of geese," were Canada geese. This is clear evidence that the incident was in fact an act of terrorism by Canada against the US.
Calls for the Department of Homeland Security to investigate the incident ought to be forthcoming.
Ed.: Not bad. After 24 hours, only 1 of 9 commenters lacking a sense of humor.
posted by #1 Dinosaur @ 7:10 AM
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14 Comments:
LOL! Yeah those terrorists have been invading my yard for years!
Those damn Canadians have been sneaking their geese into our country for years. GWB has a couple days left, maybe he could call for an invasion and get things under control. Geese are weapons of mass droppings and need to be brought down.
I have a feeling the Goose news has a very different take on the fatalities.
A little-known fact: they're not "Canadian" geese, they're "Canada" geese.
They were named after someone who's last name was Canada. I believe his first name was Joseph, but I'm not 100% sure of that.
Hee hee.
How sad that you had to put a disclaimer at the top.
-lpnmon
Well, maybe not the geese..but those squirrels in my yard are terrorist for sure! They ate the brake line AND the fuel line on the truck.
LOL,you're on to us!
Joke or not, it is not a funny matter. People could have been killed and all you can do is make jokes. It disgusts me that you would try to make light out of what happened. I am sure the people involved don't consider it a laughing matter.
Homeland Security has discovered that the terrorists have been distributing their propaganda over the internet. After tracking sales, the Department of Homeland Security has located and arrested over 300 terrorists operating on American soil posing as American children between the ages of 3 and 6.
Do you remember the Canadian Bacon movie starring Alan Alda as president? I think that was the title. It's probably a Canadian invasion, or a vast "right wing conspiracy" to detract from the inauguration.
How do I turn my children in for their occasional terroristic activities? Will they Gitmo timeouts?
No one was killed, Doc. Dino. is far to classy to allow jokes if someone had been killed, anyway lighten up anon.
Frankly I think we need to waterboard Canada's PM and get the truth out of him......................Just joking I am not as ignorant as say our thank god soon to be former president.
Aahhhh! The infiltration is starting here in Wisconsin. So many assume that our illegal immigration population comes from the South, but the largest population of such folks here are Canadians (who would know? keep your ears perked for the insidious "eh")....
First Wisconsin... then the world.
I heard they were Muslim geese.
Kensington MD
As a proud Canadian, I assure you that I will do all in my power to apprehend said flock of geese (those that remain) and arrange a rendition flight to Kuala Lampur so that they may be interrogated appropriately. You never know, they might be running a sleeper cell...
Cheers
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