Alliteration on Steroids

No matter where you stand on the political spectrum, you have to admire the following sentence:

A parade of pathetic and pallid promoters, proudly producing pitiful and pusillanimous pronouncements and putrid punditry, proclaiming pork in purple prose, plainly projecting their party on a purposefully perplexing path to political poverty.

All I can say, Sid, is "P-you!"