A Family Doctor in solo private practice; I may be going the way of the dinosaur, but I'm not dead yet.
A Family Doctor in solo private practice; I may be going the way of the dinosaur, but I'm not dead yet.
Encounter with a new patient, aged 7:
Me: Do you have any pets?
Kid: We had a cat, but it died. It had a germ.
Kid's father: No, it was hit by a car.
posted by #1 Dinosaur @ 5:27 AM
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To obtain reimbursement for keyboards, monitors and other computer equipment ruined by spewing liquids, email place of purchase, original purchase price and sales clerk's mother's maiden name to:
sorryaboutthat@toughshit.wtf
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haha, that's cute :)
Last summer I was asked by my son's daycare to come in and do a presentation on "What Veterinarians Do." I happily complied. At one point I asked the kids, "What do you think vets do?" A young (probably 5 or 6 yr old) girl raised her hand and said:
"Sometimes, when your dog is really sick, they put a needle into the dog's arm, and they give it some medicine. And then it never wakes up ever again."
Uhhhh.....yes, that's true. Can anyone ELSE tell me what vets do?
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