Proof That Some People Have Way Too Much Time on Their Hands

For the realists:

Do I have swine flu?

For the pessimists:

Do I have swine flu?

Thanks to Kensington, MD, who, as some have long suspected, probably has way too much time on her hands. Although this line was pretty good:

"Blog fodder" always sounds to me like someone with a cold addressing Don Corleone.