Really Bad Pun Alert
Place: Nursing home hospice unit
Scenario: Elderly patient has just expired half an hour after her family's arrival at 2:00 am
Nurse: Are you ok?
Patient's daughter: (dabbing at eyes with tissue) Yes. I'm just so grateful we could be here to say our final goodbyes in time. Thank you for calling us. One thing puzzles me, though. How did you know just when to call? That she was about to die?
Nurse: (smiling modestly) We could tell from the cat scan.