I saw a 14-year-old boy for a checkup.
As I was weighing him, I noticed a strange blackish discoloration around his toenails. Given that it was a 14-year-old boy, I asked him if it was dirt, or was there something going on with his toenails that we perhaps needed to address.
He smiled a little -- just a little -- and muttered, "Sharpie."
Me: "Were you going for the Goth pedicure look?"
Him: "No. I was REALLY bored."