Black Toenails
I saw a 14-year-old boy for a checkup.
As I was weighing him, I noticed a strange blackish discoloration around his toenails. Given that it was a 14-year-old boy, I asked him if it was dirt, or was there something going on with his toenails that we perhaps needed to address.
He smiled a little -- just a little -- and muttered, "Sharpie."
I see.
Me: "Were you going for the Goth pedicure look?"
Him: "No. I was REALLY bored."
I'll bet.
posted by #1 Dinosaur @ 6:31 AM
5 comments
5 Comments:
Just wait till this kid gets to college and the sharpie ends up on his face. HAHAHAHA.
Did you order a quantative ultra-sensitive sharpie level (qus-S)?
Naw, this doc doesn't ask for unnecessary investigations.
Actually, I ordered a brain scan.
Result: "Nothing found."
Dino, don't you know kids don't actually grow a brain (or personality) until they're 21?
Post a Comment
<< Home