Another Contest: What He Should Have Said
I'm going away for five days to chill, relax and re-charge, but just so as not to leave y'all high and dry I thought I'd share this TRUE patient story, again with enthusiastic permission from said patient. In addition, I thought it would be fun to include a contest to see who can come up with the kickass-est comeback line my patient wishes he could have thought up on the spot.
A Catholic priest goes straight from work to Kohl's to purchase some sneakers. He is dressed for work; as a Catholic priest, that is: black shirt, square of white cardboard at the collar, black pants, black shoes. He's standing in an aisle perusing shoe boxes when a woman comes up to him. Right up to him. Maybe five feet away. Directly in front of him. Face to face. While he's in full Catholic priest clothing.
And says to him:
Do you work here?What should he have said? Let your imagination run wild and share it with us.
- Two ways to enter: in the comments or via email (notdeaddinosaur-at-msn-dot-com)
- Upon my return I'll go through all half-dozen or so entries, pick my favorites and share them in another post.
- Readers may vote in the comments of the second post.
- Prize: to be determined (leaning towards "A copy of my book along with knowledge of my true identity," but will consider chocolate if the winner already knows me and/or has read my book.)