Geek Heaven

It brings a tear to my eye (and a rumble to my stomach) to share this:

Original recipe here (with the nifty title, "Periodic Table of the Aliments")

In the words of the NinjaBaker (and his faithful companion, the NinjaCutie):

According to the Ninja code of scientific baking, we must detail all changes to the procedure:

1. We only chilled the dough 1-2 hours while we made lunch because we only had so much time.
2. We used a smaller cookie size, so we only doubled the basic sugar cookie recipe.
3. All the frostings (except the chocolate non-metal one) were home/dorm-made from powdered sugar, milk, and food coloring (at a ratio of 1 cup : 1.5Tbsp : 6 drops : however much we felt like changing it so it would look right)
4. We reduced the rare earth metals (the 2 row insert) to 2 long cookies because we underestimated the amount needed.

Entire cooking time: ~6 hours.