Musings of a Dinosaur

A Family Doctor in solo private practice; I may be going the way of the dinosaur, but I'm not dead yet.

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Major Beverage Alert

Put the coffee down.

No, that's still too close to the keyboard. Turn around and set it on the counter, next to the printer, away from your elbow.

Swallow that mouthful of soda.



Actual words spoken to me yesterday:
The incontinence is getting worse. Those Jewish food exercises aren't helping at all.
Jewish food?


Ah: Kegels.

Management is not responsible for reimbursement of new keyboard or monitor purchases. You cannot say you weren't warned.


At Thu Oct 11, 12:50:00 PM, Blogger knitalot3 said...

I really needed a laugh. Thank you!! And definitely thanks for the spew alert.

At Thu Oct 11, 01:06:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

but kugel exercises do make birth easier; they help you work-out your guilting muscles:

"I slaved over a hot stove all afternoon cooking dinner; the least you can do is finish what's on your plate."

Now, simply tighten and relax the muscle over and over, about 200 times a day, and you can get your children to do anything you want. Anyone with a Jewish mother knows that this number of reps is quite possible.

At Thu Oct 11, 01:11:00 PM, Blogger MedStudentGod (MSG) said...

Thanks for the warning this morning. I was drinking my coffee as I was beginning to read this. Couldn't stop laughing, but the PC is fine.

At Thu Oct 11, 02:08:00 PM, Blogger Elaine said...

In my case it was red wine (in the evening, stupid), so many thanks for the warning!

At Thu Oct 11, 02:40:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dare I ask what she was doing with the Kugel? Er... um... never mind.

At Thu Oct 11, 03:54:00 PM, Blogger tk said...

LMAO!!!!!!! Ditto to all they thank-yous! That is hilarious!

At Thu Oct 11, 08:12:00 PM, Blogger Lynn Price said...

To which I'm sure you replied, "You think those are bad, you should try the matza ball exercise shuffle."

At Thu Oct 11, 08:39:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kugel, kegel, iceberg, Goldberg, yadda, yadda....

At Fri Oct 12, 01:23:00 PM, Blogger Sid Schwab said...

Kugel exercises? I bagel to differ!

At Fri Oct 12, 04:46:00 PM, Blogger #1 Dinosaur said...

All in favor of smearing Sid with lox and staking him out in bear-infested woods, meet me at dawn. I'll bring the cream cheese.

At Tue Oct 30, 07:51:00 PM, Blogger SeaSpray said...

Spew alert ..good idea! Very funny! I am showing this to my uro doc.

Also "bagel to differ" very funny!

Thanks...I needed this laugh.


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