Musings of a Dinosaur

A Family Doctor in solo private practice; I may be going the way of the dinosaur, but I'm not dead yet.

Sunday, February 04, 2007

FOAD #17

This guy must use the same phone company I do:

Wrong: Your f-d up telephone answering system doesn’t work. Every number pressed brings back the damned menu until the line goes dead.

Right: Naturally, one cannot expect to speak directly to a customer service representative to discuss discrepancies in a telephone bill when your state of the art, automated telephone answering system offers a broad range of options designed to cover every contingency, including billing related issues, except unfortunately, the one in which your system is persistently down and disconnects all incoming calls.

1 Comments:

At Tue Feb 06, 10:12:00 PM, Anonymous A Naughty Miss said...

Never get into a FOAD contest with the phone company. The phone company always wins. Always.

 

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