Musings of a Dinosaur

A Family Doctor in solo private practice; I may be going the way of the dinosaur, but I'm not dead yet.

Friday, February 02, 2007

FOAD #8

I'll settle for an apple, thanks:

Letter to my daughter’s 5th grade teacher:

Overall I think you work at an outstanding school. You are the prime nefarious part of it. I think I will bake you some equally miasmic homemade cookies to thank you for your part in my child’s education.

2 Comments:

At Fri Feb 02, 03:37:00 PM, Anonymous KimPossible said...

Based on memories of MY fifth grade teacher (It's a coral REEF, Mrs. S., not a coral WREATH.) I doubt the recipient even understood this. But I enjoyed it.

 
At Mon Feb 05, 04:30:00 PM, Blogger Surgeon in my dreams said...

Mercyful Heavens...who hid the dictionary?

I'm printing these out for future use!! Love this stuff!

 

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